2. Movies starring Sarah Jessica Parker.
3. A pointing gesture, followed by "It's right over there;" all in response to a blind man's request for directions.
4. The words, "You were one of many qualified candidates who applied, however..."
5. Rob Blagojevich on a reality show.
6. A gunman at Discovery Channel. Not cool, man. Not cool.
7. Someone holding up the line for an airplane restroom because they decided reading couldn't wait until they returned to their seat.
8. A Kanye West interview.
9. Brett Favre's text messages.
10. KFC's Double Down: a so-called "sandwhich."
12. Heidi Montag after surgery.
13. Heidi Montag before surgery.
13. A situation that forces me to root for Sarah Palin (i.e. Kate Gosslin's appearance on Sarah Palin's Alaska).
14. Conan off the air.
15. Lopez on the air.
16. Julian Assange: The leaky rapist.
17. A professional athlete seeking help for having too much sex (go get 'em Tiger).
18. A bomb in Times Square. It's already too hectic there.
19. Shirtless teen werewolves.
20. The reformulating of Four Loko. It was perfectly fine the way it was.