Friday, January 18, 2013

Zero Dark Kitty

For anyone who's seen Zero Dark Thirty or its full trailer.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Monday, February 21, 2011

Avatar Chase Scene

Below is my entry for a Discovery Channel employee contest. The challenge was to recreate a scene from a 3D movie. So without further adieu, here's my take on the chase scene from Avatar.

And here's a link to the real scene...

Friday, January 7, 2011


Nature has a funny way of allowing creatures to develop intimidating physical appearances as means of defense.

For example, the Puffer Fish: puffs himself up - other fish get scared.

The Frilled Lizard: if it spreads it's neck you better hope you're not Newman in Jurassic Park.

The Praying Mantis: it apparently knows Karate.

The Cobra Snake: another neck flapper who's not fucking around.

And then there's us:

Friday, December 31, 2010

20 THINGS FROM 2010 I HOPE TO NEVER SEE AGAIN (in no particular order)

1. The letters BP standing for anything besides blood pressure.
2. Movies starring Sarah Jessica Parker.
3. A pointing gesture, followed by "It's right over there;" all in response to a blind man's request for directions.
4. The words, "You were one of many qualified candidates who applied, however..."
5. Rob Blagojevich on a reality show.
6. A gunman at Discovery Channel. Not cool, man. Not cool.
7. Someone holding up the line for an airplane restroom because they decided reading couldn't wait until they returned to their seat.
8. A Kanye West interview.
9. Brett Favre's text messages.
10. KFC's Double Down: a so-called "sandwhich."
11. Bedbugs
12. Heidi Montag after surgery.
13. Heidi Montag before surgery.
13. A situation that forces me to root for Sarah Palin (i.e. Kate Gosslin's appearance on Sarah Palin's Alaska).
14. Conan off the air.
15. Lopez on the air.
16. Julian Assange: The leaky rapist.
17. A professional athlete seeking help for having too much sex (go get 'em Tiger).
18. A bomb in Times Square. It's already too hectic there.
19. Shirtless teen werewolves.
20. The reformulating of Four Loko. It was perfectly fine the way it was.